That’s a hole that not even the league’s two best players can dig this club out of. First things first, there is almost no saving the Coyotes from their current 2-13-2 standing. (Note: Submitted questions have been lightly edited for clarity and length.) McDavid 1C, Draisaitl 2C, every other roster spot is taken from the current Coyotes depth chart - do they make the playoffs? This is the question that started it all, so kudos to “Cauterised Grape” for the inspo. And a couple of other random non-model questions, just for fun. Here are the answers, as best as #mymodel can give them. But what we do have is 23 questions posed by random people on Twitter dot com. If you then insert a real disc from your region, it authenticates it and then stops it spinning, which then allows you do swap in a burned or foreign disc. You boot it and it loads the swap magic menu. Not all of the questions were as whimsical as the first paragraph suggests and not all of them were included either. There actually is a swap magic elf for fmcb and it does have a use. A couple weeks ago I received one such question, and so I put out a call on Twitter for the first-ever #ModelMailbag.
Except this time we’re armed with math and math is always fun. It’s the whimsy of the “what-if?” that I love - it feels like the type of question you pitch at a bar with your buddies while laughing at how ludicrous the premise is. But my favourite ones are the ones that are completely off the wall - a hypothetical situation that would never actually happen, but demands a response for the audacity of it all. Sometimes they’re technical, sometimes they’re sarcastic, sometimes they’re curious. I get asked a lot of questions about my model.